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Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Gardening Tips: How to Grow a Somali


(1) First find a Somali
(2) Bang him over the head with a Koran
(3) Plant him in a fine, loamy soil, not too deep and preferably next to a khat bush
(4) Be sure not to over-water
(5) Wait a few months and - bingo! - you will have a fine crop of unassimilable social misfits ready for delivery to the refugee facilities of your nearest Scandinavian country

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